The Petty Collection

Sarcasm, side-eye, boundaries, and just enough chaos. The Petty Collection is home to our funniest sayings and unapologetically blunt sticker designs for people who like their humor sharp.

Perfect for laptops, tumblers, notebooks, water bottles, gifts for friends, and making your point without saying another word.

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  • Coffee, Coffins and Chaos

    Coffee, Coffins and Chaos

    Coffee, Coffins and Chaos

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  • Clean House, Messy Bitch

    Clean House, Messy Bitch

    Clean House, Messy Bitch

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  • You Can't Sit With Us

    You Can't Sit With Us

    You Can't Sit With Us

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  • I Run on Caffeine, Sarcasm and Inappropriate Thoughts

    I Run on Caffeine, Sarcasm and Inappropriate Thoughts

    I Run on Caffeine, Sarcasm and Inappropriate Thoughts

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  • Caffeine and Curses

    Caffeine and Curses

    Caffeine and Curses

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  • Boo You Whore!!

    Boo You Whore!!

    Boo You Whore!!

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  • Beautiful Disaster

    Beautiful Disaster

    Beautiful Disaster

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  • Be The Girl Who Decided To Fucking Go For It

    Be The Girl Who Decided To Fucking Go For It

    Be The Girl Who Decided To Fucking Go For It

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  • Asking My Guides

    Asking My Guides

    Asking My Guides

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  • Adulting is Some Bullshit

    Adulting is Some Bullshit

    Adulting is Some Bullshit

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  • Don't Be a Cuntasaurus

    Don't Be a Cuntasaurus

    Don't Be a Cuntasaurus

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  • No Mames

    No Mames

    No Mames

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  • Shit Show, Admit One

    Shit Show, Admit One

    Shit Show, Admit One

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  • Idk, Ask Jesus

    Idk, Ask Jesus

    Idk, Ask Jesus

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  • Just here for an Alibi

    Just here for an Alibi

    Just here for an Alibi

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  • Sounds Like a You Problem

    Sounds Like a You Problem

    Sounds Like a You Problem

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  • I Love That For Me

    I Love That For Me

    I Love That For Me

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  • Perfectly Imperfect

    Perfectly Imperfect

    Perfectly Imperfect

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  • Have The Courage

    Have The Courage

    Have The Courage

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  • You Didn’t Wake Up

    You Didn’t Wake Up

    You Didn’t Wake Up

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  • Kinda Classy, Kinda Hood

    Kinda Classy, Kinda Hood

    Kinda Classy, Kinda Hood

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  • Strippers Like You

    Strippers Like You

    Strippers Like You

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  • Sorry I’m Late

    Sorry I’m Late

    Sorry I’m Late

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  • God Forbid Women Have Hobbies

    God Forbid Women Have Hobbies

    God Forbid Women Have Hobbies

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