Coffee Pony Vinyl Sticker

Clocking out of adulthood indefinitely. This neon-lit die-cut vinyl sticker glows with hot pink, cyan, purple, and mint lettering on a bold black background — complete with a mermaid tail, seashell, starfish, waves, and hearts that make the case for a much better life under the sea.

Perfect for laptops, water bottles, beach bags, and anywhere else you need a reminder that mermaids don't pay bills.

• ✨ Premium die-cut waterproof vinyl
• ✨ UV & scratch resistant — built to last
• ✨ Residue-free removal
• ✨ Indoor & outdoor safe

Responsibilities? Never heard of her.