Coffee Pony Vinyl Sticker

Because honesty is the best policy — even when you're fashionably late. 😅

This "Sorry I'm Late, I Didn't Want to Come" die-cut vinyl sticker is for everyone who RSVPs yes but shows up whenever they feel like it (or not at all). A perfect gift for the introverted, the chronically late, or anyone with a healthy sense of humor about social obligations.

• 🌊 Waterproof vinyl — built to last on water bottles, laptops, tumblers, and more
• ✂️ Die-cut design for a clean, professional finish
• ☀️ UV-resistant and scratch-resistant
• 🖤 Bold retro typography with a vintage distressed finish
• 📦 Ships flat to keep it in perfect condition

Stick it somewhere people will see it and immediately know exactly who you are.