{"product_id":"you-are-not-alive-to-please-any-of-these-motherfuckers-sticker","title":"You Are Not Alive to Please Any of These Motherfuckers Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYou were not put on this earth to please everybody.\u003c\/strong\u003e 💀🌺🖕\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis unapologetically blunt sticker pairs a lounging skeleton with a raised middle finger, tropical flowers, shells, waves, a clover, and soft coastal colors. It’s the perfect mix of pretty and petty for anyone done living for other people’s approval.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWaterproof die-cut vinyl sticker\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in 2\", 3\", and 4\" sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite die-cut border\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat for tumblers, laptops, notebooks, planners, and water bottles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eSize refers to the longest side. Colors may vary slightly by screen.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Seaglass and Clover","offers":[{"title":"2\"","offer_id":49176584290487,"sku":"SC333-01","price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3\"","offer_id":49176584323255,"sku":"SC333-02","price":4.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\"","offer_id":49176584356023,"sku":"SC333-03","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0756\/0698\/2839\/files\/not-alive-to-please-motherfuckers-sticker.jpg?v=1789360216","url":"https:\/\/seaglassandclover.com\/products\/you-are-not-alive-to-please-any-of-these-motherfuckers-sticker","provider":"Seaglass and Clover","version":"1.0","type":"link"}