Coffee Pony Vinyl Sticker

She has seen every show. She will not be taking questions.

This delightfully chaotic die-cut waterproof vinyl sticker reimagines Mike Teavee as the most gloriously screen-obsessed chibi pony to ever set hoof in the Wonka factory — and immediately find the TV room. She's dressed in her signature yellow jumpsuit with red racing stripes, red high-top sneakers, and chunky headphones around her neck, "Mike TV" trucker cap perched perfectly on her tousled brown hair. Remote control raised with practiced authority, green eyes scanning the screen lineup with laser focus. The backdrop is wall-to-wall televisions: screens declaring "TV TV TV!", "It's a TV Room 24/7!", and "Why Go Outside When There's TV Inside?" A marquee sign blazes "I Don't Have Time for School. I Watch TV!" Popcorn, soda pop, and two Wonka bars at her hooves — because TV requires proper snacks. Her cutie mark? A vintage TV set with rainbow test bars above "Mike TV" — naturally.

• Waterproof die-cut vinyl — weatherproof and built to last
• Residue-free — sticks strong, removes clean
• Available in 2", 3" & 4" sizes — perfect for laptops, water bottles, phone cases & more
• High-detail art print — every screen glow, cable tangle, and popcorn kernel rendered crisply

She was going to leave eventually. Probably.