Coffee Pony Vinyl Sticker

He did NOT see this coming. He's fine. Probably.

This impossibly charming die-cut waterproof vinyl sticker reimagines Brad Majors as the most adorably out-of-his-depth chibi pony to ever knock on a haunted castle door. He's dressed in his signature tan zip-up jacket over a blue argyle sweater vest, crisp white collar, frilly socks, and classic black-and-white saddle shoes — thick-framed glasses firmly in place, blue eyes wide with a mix of confusion and dawning realization. The backdrop tells the whole story: The Rocky Horror Picture Show marquee, a "Don't Dream It, Be It" sign, a black glitter top hat, a black corset, and a pearl necklace scattered nearby. A copy of The Daily Planet headlines: "Just a Sweet Transvestite from Transsexual Transylvania!" His tighty-whities sit on the floor beside it. His cutie mark? Brad in script with a tiny red heart — bless him.

• Waterproof die-cut vinyl — weatherproof and built to last
• Residue-free — sticks strong, removes clean
• Available in 2", 3" & 4" sizes — perfect for laptops, water bottles, phone cases & more
• High-detail art print — every argyle diamond, saddle shoe, and newspaper headline rendered crisply

Dammit, Janet — he's on a sticker now.