Coffee Pony Vinyl Sticker

Not again. This clean and charming die-cut vinyl sticker captures the collective exasperation of every astrology lover in bold black retro serif lettering on a warm cream background — with a tiny ringed planet and sparkle stars that make the whole cosmic disaster feel almost cute.

Stick it on your laptop, your water bottle, your planner, or anywhere you need to acknowledge the chaos with a little grace.

• ✨ Premium die-cut waterproof vinyl
• ✨ UV & scratch resistant — built to last
• ✨ Residue-free removal
• ✨ Indoor & outdoor safe

Mercury retrograde. Again. Obviously.