Coffee Pony Vinyl Sticker

Eloquently put. This vintage-style die-cut vinyl sticker delivers the most refined insult in your collection — bold serif lettering on a cream and gold ornate frame, adorned with a lush bouquet of crimson, blush, and ivory roses with deep green foliage. Shakespearean in presentation. Absolutely unhinged in intent.

Perfect for laptops, journals, water bottles, and anywhere else you want to say something unspeakable with maximum class.

• ✨ Premium die-cut waterproof vinyl
• ✨ UV & scratch resistant — built to last
• ✨ Residue-free removal
• ✨ Indoor & outdoor safe

The bouquet is a courtesy. The message is not.